That’s a reblog- there’s a few things I don’t especially agree with, but thanks to the fucked up post format i can’t add anything at the bottom. Covers most of t though.
Late birthday present for inlucidreverie starring his OC, Viktory
Hope you dig it, friend
Aahaha, that’s great, thankyou!
Reblogging because she dead.
RIP Viktory.
Killed by another player after defending a changeling from the gigantic griffon.
- Standoff between Viktory, another unicorn and a mutated-huge griffon after the unicorn blew the room up.
- Unicorn launches Vik into a bathtup and scrubs her eyes black with a spell.
- Vik climbs out, (crit-)finds the unicorn with hearing, forces her into a memory orb
- Griffon grabs her by the throat and starts to choke her.
- Viktory blindly pours mutagenic potions onto the griffon from her bag
- Griffon is now bright green (permanently) and very angry.
- Said griffon throws the unarmoured Viktory very hard at a wall several times.
She mush.
Today i learned about the very common tendency to give griffons knotted penises in porn.
Uh, yeah, about that… This is a common thing with griffons and has been for years, long before FiM even existed, even before Gen 3 existed. And, well, Griffon dicks do have barbs as well as a knot, at least traditionally. Knots aren’t something exclusive to canines, several species of animals have what count as a “knot” and then you got animals like Fossa’s that have TWO knots… that are barbed… yeah, seriously, barbed knots. XD
Even human penises can swell enough that, when coupled with a specific action of the vagina, will trap a couple in coitus together as effectively as a knot.
Plus, it’s a mythological creature, its penis doesn’t have to be accurate. Cats have tiny dicks anyways, and birds either don’t have them or have really weird ones.
You mean like a corkscrew shape of the duck dick? XD And exactly, Bad-Dragon made that toy based explicitly on the fact it’s been roughly the agreed upon shape since the 1990’s really. The general size and form changes, but the basic shape, a long tapered length with a knot at the base and some barbs is kinda the default form.
Just to be absolutely clear here, this wasn’t meant to be serious. I don’t even look at porn much or i’d have been aware of the griffon knot standard way before now.
I don’t really care about the shape of it’s penis, guys. Apparently this was a lot less clear than i thought it was; you really should stop taking me so seriously!
This happens way more than it should, why don’t you people learn!?

Only the fainted are safe.
Also I now have a 3DS and Pokemon X.
Friendcode is 3754 9032 3354 if anyone wants to add me.
Commission changes.
Okay, so for now I’m just gonna post this up practically empty and update/reblog when I finish detailing it out. Anything posted here is subject to change and likely will before I finally open them again.
The reason i’m changing them is because right now they simply don’t pay enough for the time put in and I just get frustrated if one takes longer than I’d like, which happens way more often than not.
Here’s the three tiers I (currently) have in mind
- First thing of note is that I’ll be doing unrefined, quick sketches (such as these) for £3.50. Maybe a bit more if i think it’ll take me more than half an hour to do.
- the higher and highest tiers will be merged and start at £25 (which assumes about 3 and half hours’ work minimum due to refining for a cleaner lineart.
- The current rough tier will likely be £10+ and essentially be a coloured, more refined version of the sketch tier.
Bear in mind this is all more or less based on aiming for £7 per hour spent drawing…. which is what I’d be looking for were i to do weekend job instead. If I’m not at least coming CLOSE to that it’s not worth my time… spending 5+ hours on £15 is NOT very pleasant when £6.50 is minimum hourly wage here (balanced to cost of living, of course).
Will be reflected in the commission page before I open them again
Zombie.
Anyway, ON THE SUBJECT OF COMMISSIONS and why I haven’t opened slots yet. There are 3 particularly important reasons for this:
- I received 3 at once from a family member with a deadline.
- I have uni work to focus on
- I plan to redo my pricing.
The last of these things is a big point for any of you looking to grab some art from me, I’d think. More on that when I actually have time to take more commissions. Sorry for the silence on the matter til now.
Late birthday present for inlucidreverie starring his OC, Viktory
Hope you dig it, friend
Aahaha, that’s great, thankyou!
Happy Belated Birthday Lucid!
Goddammit man, that’s freakin awesome, thankyou!
Did a fantastic job of keeping all the details, too!
So completely accidentally it’s 2 and a half years today since the LAST time I drew Surprise.
so last night’s WIP is the result of 2 and a half years of improvement.
I keep scrolling past this in my ask box, but I kind of feel like I should respond.
No, i do not wish to read it. The primary reason for this is that you belittle the trials that those with depression and mental illness go though by claiming that one little story can cure it… not to to mention the sheer ego present in the claim that YOUR writing might succeed where the millions of books read by those with mental illnesses do not.
(Also I don’t have Depression or related illnesses, so I’m not sure how you intend me to ‘test’ it)








