andthebadmares:

can someone help me write a “Luna” parody?

i don’t know i just really think i’m onto something. all i have so far is the line

“IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIX A BUMPER CAR?!”

For a thousand coins

I’ll ride this broken car

just to make a point

For this carnie is

the bane of every child

 —–

Change turns into notes

and into cold hard cash

There a bank near here?

Don’t you see the smiles my

riding here allows?

 —–

Please carnie just fix this cart

It’s been getting worse each time I ride

the wheels don’t turn, the whole circuit’s bad,

is there any way to fix a bumper car?

 —–

never a free ride

and I’ve been here all week

I’m starting to deflate

For I’ve been living on

the scraps the kids drop by

 —–

Change turns into notes

and into cold hard cash

There a bank near here?

Don’t you see the smiles my

riding here allows?

 —–

Please carnie just fix this cart

It’s been getting worse each time I ride

the wheels don’t turn, the whole circuit’s bad,

is there any way to fix a bumper car?

 —–

Thank me when you’ve recorded it~