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inlucidreverie:

Today i learned about the very common tendency to give griffons knotted penises in porn.

Uh, yeah, about that… This is a common thing with griffons and has been for years, long before FiM even existed, even before Gen 3 existed. And, well, Griffon dicks do have barbs as well as a knot, at least traditionally. Knots aren’t something exclusive to canines, several species of animals have what count as a “knot” and then you got animals like Fossa’s that have TWO knots… that are barbed… yeah, seriously, barbed knots. XD

Even human penises can swell enough that, when coupled with a specific action of the vagina, will trap a couple in coitus together as effectively as a knot.

Plus, it’s a mythological creature, its penis doesn’t have to be accurate. Cats have tiny dicks anyways, and birds either don’t have them or have really weird ones.

You mean like a corkscrew shape of the duck dick? XD And exactly, Bad-Dragon made that toy based explicitly on the fact it’s been roughly the agreed upon shape since the 1990’s really. The general size and form changes, but the basic shape, a long tapered length with a knot at the base and some barbs is kinda the default form.

Just to be absolutely clear here, this wasn’t meant to be serious. I don’t even look at porn much or i’d have been aware of the griffon knot standard way before now.

I don’t really care about the shape of it’s penis, guys. Apparently this was a lot less clear than i thought it was; you really should stop taking me so seriously!

This happens way more than it should, why don’t you people learn!?